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The Culps
Jun 14, 2014
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The Artists
Following in the SNL tradition of Nick the Lounge Singer and the Sweeney Sisters we have the Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer as Marty and Bobbi-Mohan Culp. They were music teachers whose prim and proper appearance looked perfect for their whitewashed medley of current pop songs. During their sets, they try to give inspirational messages, which are not exactly received well, as shown by the vast amount of middle fingers they receive the teenage audience.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Saturday Night Live (1996-2002)
Actors:
Will Ferrell (Marty Culp)
Ana Gasteyer (Bobbi Mohan-Culp)
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for them:
This was a great sketch and had longevity.
Why you should not vote for them:
Do deliberately bad acts belong here?
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Crucial Taunt
Jun 14, 2014
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The Artists
Led by the delicious Cassandra Wong (Tia Carrere), Crucial Taunt was a featured band in Chicago’s Rock Club, The Gasworks. With a babe like Cassandra, naturally she caught the eye of Wayne Campbell, and we were treated to a few of her songs (which Carrere did sing). We can’t say that the music was that good, but they were allegedly signed to a recording contract at the end of the film, so that should mean something….or maybe it doesn’t.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Wayne’s World (1992)
Actors:
Tia Carrere (Cassandra Wong)
George Foster
Anthony Cox
Mark Ferrari
Songs you might remember:
Ballroom Blitz
Why you should vote for them:
Tia Carrere was babelicious…..or other babe like words.
Why you should not vote for them:
Was the band’s music really that good?
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The Crucifolks
Jun 14, 2014
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The Artists
From the David and Goliath parody, Moral Orel, we have a stop motion religious band, named the Crucifolks. They were not an essential part of the show, but it was a nice addition.
Crucifictorious
Jun 14, 2014
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The Artists
Somehow, this ballot needed a Christian Speed Metal band. That is exactly what we got when the future Dillon Panthers Place Kicker formed Crucifictorious. Somehow, we will never forget how they appeared in front of one person; but maybe they got better; then again, maybe not.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Friday Night Lights (2006-11)
Actors:
Jesse Plemons, Landry Clarke (Guitar and Vocals)
Others
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for them:
We can honestly say that nobody else sounds like they do on this ballot.
Why you should not vote for them:
They should have stuck with Football.
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