Initially, the name Eloise Amberger makes the good doctor envision an overweight German librarian.  Thankfully the Australian synchronized swimmer with that name, she looks nothing like what you would picture.  Actually, I quite like the picture!

Germany.  Austria.  Switzerland.  The good doctor can tell you that this area of Central Europe houses some of the most beautiful women on the continent.  Thankfully for all of us, many of them compete in sports and are on display for us to watch.  This includes women like Austrian Snowboarder, Ina Meschik, who certainly knows her way around the slopes.  The good doctor is ready to play on her slopes!