52. Laure Boulleau

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Viva la France!  The good doctor knows that we have a bad reputation when we travel overseas, but I propose that I venture back to the land of baguettes and berets and act as an ambassador.  My first stop is with the French muse, Laure Bolleau who plays defense for the French.  Luckily for the good doctor, her “defense” should be able to be cracked.  Remember, the French can’t stop anybody!
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51. Paige Vanzant

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Many of the female fighters (including the ones who are on this list) look like they belong in mixed martial arts.  Unless I am watching someone other than Paige Vanzant in the octagon, she looks more like a college football cheerleader than trained destroyer.  This is bringing back the good doctor’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer fantasies.
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50. Zsuzsanna Jakabos

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Zsuzsanna Jakabos is easily the hottest woman in Hungarian swimming.  Now granted, the good doctor can’t tell you who is second, but while you are looking at Zsuzsanna (and damn I love that spelling of her first name) do you care who else is in the pool with her?
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49. Meghan Hardin

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The good doctor can’t resist a good pun.  While looking at professional golfer Meghan Hardin, I can’t help but get a hard-on!  Can you imagine how many times she has heard that one before?
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48. Maria Kirilenko

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In a way, the good doctor feels bad for Maria Kirilenko, as though she is very attractive, how can a good looking blonde female Russian tennis player not be compared to the legendary Anna Kornikova?   Regardless, this is one player I want to go “30 love” with!
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47. Christina Vukicevic

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The good doctor has made an athletic discovery.  Per capita (seriously, look it up) the most successful athletes are Norwegian.  They might also be the hottest per capita.  I am thinking of something that Norway’s hurdling star, Christina Vukicevic can jump over!
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46. Christen Press

Do you ever notice that some girls look better when they don’t even try?  The good doctor shows you evidence in the delightful Christen Press from the United States soccer team.  We always talk about the girl next door type, but that cliché fits Ms. Press perfectly.  Now if only the good doctor can press up against her!
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45. Caroline Wozniacki

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The good doctor can tell you that if this were a list based on beauty and success, Caroline Wozniacki would be in the top three for sure.  Alas, this is not what I am prescribing, and miss Wozniacki will have to settle for a top fifty position on Dr. Johnny’s list.  Now if she wants to show me her serve, perhaps I will adjust said rank!
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44. Tina Maze

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Quick!  Who is the most successful Slovenian skier of all time?  The good doctor knows that the answer as it former Olympic Gold Medalist, Tina Maze.  Maze certainly knows how to carve a path down the slopes, and I would love to run a maze through her!
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43. Dai Fei Fei

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The good doctor will tell you that he has no clue just how much Rhythmic Gymnast, Dai Fei Fei still competes, or whether she is full time actress in Chinese cinema.  I will also ask you once you see how flexible she is, will you even care?  Actually, the good doctor knows how he wants to test out her flexibility!
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