Alpa Chino

From Tropic Thunder, a movie that satires countless aspects of Hollywood, Alpa Chino was a closeted rapper who was hoping that the film of the same name was going to be his break as an actor. Already a star in the hip-hop industry, Alpa Chino followed what many other successful rappers did; they try to make themselves a mogul. Alpa Chino was promoting his energy drink and candy bar (known as Bust A Nut) throughout the film and while we don’t know if he ever made it as an actor, he was at least presented as a star musician. We do wonder however if he ever came out of the closet or if he continued to be on the “down-low”.

The Bullet Points:

Movie Appeared:
Tropic Thunder (2009)

Actors:
Brandon T. Jackson

Songs you might remember:
I Love Tha Pussy

Why you should vote for him:
This was a very good movie and the character was presented as a star.

Why you should not vote for him:
Is this even one of the top five characters of the film?