Again, the good doctor wants to know where this beach is in Norway that has all these hot and cute beach volleyball girls.  While I don’t know if Viktoria Kjolberg is the hottest Norwegian athlete, she might be the cutest.  There is a difference you know!
While the good doctor is not always watching women’s hockey, Russian Goalie, Anna Prugova is one I dream of scoring on.  That’s it…I have no other bad double entendre for this one.
Let’s go surfing in Australia shall we?  When the good doctor takes a look at the scrumptious and sexy Aussie surfer, Sally Fitzgibbons, I have to wonder why Nicole Kidman was considered a hot Aussie export.  Where is the acting equivalent of Ms. Fitzgibbons?
Viva la France!  The good doctor knows that we have a bad reputation when we travel overseas, but I propose that I venture back to the land of baguettes and berets and act as an ambassador.  My first stop is with the French muse, Laure Bolleau who plays defense for the French.  Luckily for the good doctor, her “defense” should be able to be cracked.  Remember, the French can’t stop anybody!
Many of the female fighters (including the ones who are on this list) look like they belong in mixed martial arts.  Unless I am watching someone other than Paige Vanzant in the octagon, she looks more like a college football cheerleader than trained destroyer.  This is bringing back the good doctor’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer fantasies.
Zsuzsanna Jakabos is easily the hottest woman in Hungarian swimming.  Now granted, the good doctor can’t tell you who is second, but while you are looking at Zsuzsanna (and damn I love that spelling of her first name) do you care who else is in the pool with her?
The good doctor can’t resist a good pun.  While looking at professional golfer Meghan Hardin, I can’t help but get a hard-on!  Can you imagine how many times she has heard that one before?
In a way, the good doctor feels bad for Maria Kirilenko, as though she is very attractive, how can a good looking blonde female Russian tennis player not be compared to the legendary Anna Kornikova?   Regardless, this is one player I want to go “30 love” with!
The good doctor has made an athletic discovery.  Per capita (seriously, look it up) the most successful athletes are Norwegian.  They might also be the hottest per capita.  I am thinking of something that Norway’s hurdling star, Christina Vukicevic can jump over!
Do you ever notice that some girls look better when they don’t even try?  The good doctor shows you evidence in the delightful Christen Press from the United States soccer team.  We always talk about the girl next door type, but that cliché fits Ms. Press perfectly.  Now if only the good doctor can press up against her!