95. Sisqo

Thanks to Sisqo, a new wave of crappy songs on female body parts emerged.  It isn’t that he degrades women that is the issue….a million other songs do that.  No, the issue here is that a man with the Jiffy Pop hairdo gave us a repetitive song that uses bad, or in some cases illogical metaphors about the female ass.  What does “dump like a truck” mean?  We know what image it sounds like to us, but seriously is the best that Sisqo could come up with?  Amazingly, Sisqo managed to turn this particular female asset (sorry, couldn’t resist the pun) into a song that exudes the sexuality of a doormat.  Even worse, it became a hit.