Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor says “Merry Christmas” to me, and to all of you, as I present to you the Christmas Abbott from the relatively new sport of Cross-Fit. This well toned lady with the full tattoo sleeve is someone who could train me any day!
Straight up, the good doctor isn’t fond of the Dutch accent.  It is almost as heinous as the Boston accent, and makes the individual, well, less attractive.  Perhaps that is why I deliberately never wanted to hear Anouk Hoogendijk talk or pronounce her last name even.  Let’s just enjoy looking…
The good doctor knows you know who the most famous virgin is right?  Lolo Jones constantly gained more attention than her peers for her appearance and more press for her outspoken stance on abstinence.  Does the good doctor want to help her change her mind on the latter?  What do…
While it doesn’t look like it, Water Polo is one of the most demanding sports there is.  It also is a sport that hides the looks of its female performers.  The hottest right now according to the good doctor is Italy’s Allegra Lapi, who live so many great female athletes…
Is it just the good doctor or is Michelle Wie getting hotter every year?  The former child prodigy may not have won as much as a professional as many thought she would, but the six foot Hawaiian looks amazing no matter what place she finishes on the leaderboard.  
In the 2015 Women’s World Cup, a lot of attention was on the Canadian team, who hosted the event.  While Canada was disappointed by the result, the good doctor was only disappointed that I would not get another chance to see the very attractive, Lauren Sesselman, a defender for the…
The queen of American Snowboarding, Hannah Teter, has been breaking hearts for years with her undeniable sex appeal.  Teter is one of those women who knows that she is hot and is not afraid to show it.  The good doctor however wished that Hannah would compete in those bikinis she…
Alex Morgan should get more attention for her looks, but the good doctor knows that when you play on a team with Hope Solo, you tend to get overshadowed a bit.  Still, is Alex Morgan worth your attention?  You are damn right she is!
The good doctor has never once tried to combine adorable and women’s basketball together, but Leilani Mitchell, the product of Australia and current WNBA player manages to do just that.  If all the women in the WNBA looked like Leilani wouldn’t we all pay more attention to that league?
The female face of the emerging sport of Cross-Fit, Canada’s Camille Leblanc-Bazinet is a face that the good doctor quite enjoys.  While she looks as strong as an ox, I can only imagine the places she could throw me!
While the good doctor is not Australian, there has always been a special feeling that I have had towards those from “Down Under”.  When I watch the cute “hockeyroos”, I can’t take my eyes off of the lovely Anna Flanagan, and hope one day to explore what she has “down…
The good doctor has to level with you.  When I visited Prague, not once did I find any beach.  Granted, I wasn’t looking for any, but had I known at the time about Marketa Slukova, I definitely would have sought it out.
Anna Sidorova is a natural beauty from Russia who likes to play with rocks.  The good doctor is getting his rocks off watching this beautiful lady in action on the curling rink.  
The good doctor is going to ask you a rhetorical question.  Are you tired of looking at hot Hawaiian surfing babes?  Neither am I.  Here is Malia Manuel, who as of this writing is poised to be the next big thing in the sport.
The good doctor has noticed that while the U.S.A. may be a dominant force in women’s swimming, they aren’t always in the lead in the looks department.  Is Chloe Sutton the person to change all of that?  I am willing to help her out with her breaststroke!  
Do you have a favorite Slovenian Triple Jumper?  If you don’t, the good doctor is about to give you one.  I present to you, Snezana Rodic, a blonde beauty who has developed quite the following.  It isn’t hard to see why, is it?
While Chanelle Slidacs has a look of a California girl type, the good doctor sees something more that he just can’t put his finger on.  There is a deceptively naughty side to this woman, and I am very intrigued.  I can’t be the only one who sees this can I?
The good doctor has had the privilege of travelling to New Zealand, and I have to tell you that I never saw anyone as cute as Field Hockey player, Samantha Harrison.  Next time, remind me to cruise Field Hockey Stadiums.  Wait, are there any?
The good doctor has said it before and will say it again.  Why are these hot Aussie athletes so much better looking than the Aussie actress we do get?  Blair Evans would be at home on any silver screen and is quite the ambassador for Australian sports.
I have shown you quite a few American snowboarders who the good doctor enjoys, but based on the amount of Russian women on this list, you aren’t surprised to see a Russian snowboarder here are you?  I wonder if Alena Zavarzina needs someone to bring her some vodka to keep…