Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor is completely in awe of the half/exotic half/cute look of British sprinter, Jodie Williams. How can I not be? I think that there is a good chance that many of you are too!
When the good doctor thinks of swimmers usually it is athleticism that comes to mind. Adorable isn’t usually the first word. It is however for American, Rachel Bootsma, who is the perfect definition of that word.
The good doctor is really loving his heptathletes! I offer you another and again I look to Holland where I present Dafne Schippers, who is ripped, and makes me hold on to my grip!
The good doctor has noticed that of the three main countries of Scandinavia (sorry, Denmark) that Finland is not nearly as well represented. Here is Finnish blonde beauty with swimmer, Hanna Maria Seppala to help rectify that.
The good doctor loved his Japanese tour, but alas, I was unable to secure the affection of Yuko Shintake, a rhythmic gymnast from that beautiful country. Maybe if the country lets me back in I can try it again!
When the good doctor ventured to England, I don’t recall seeing a lot of beaches. No matter, as when I go back I will be on the prowl for Zara Dampney, the tall volleyball star from the U.K.
Thick and Croatian, Emanuela Salopek is the natural stunner for her nation’s basketball team and can drain the three at will. Damn, that Croatian checkerboard pattern looks good on her!
While the good doctor is not sure just how much gas Libiana Grenot has left in the tank, I do like this Cuban born Italian sprinter. Seriously, this is one sweet combination!
The Chinese women’s soccer team is very good, and goaltender Zhao Lina, is amongst the most popular. Is she popular because of her skill? Partially. Mostly, Zhao Lina has become a darling in Asia, because the lanky goalie is very cute! The good doctor definitely thinks so!
Yummy. Lara Dickenmann has a Natalie Dormer (only fiercer) look from the Hunger Games. Yes, that makes the good doctor excited! How can it not!
While the good doctor doesn’t always find Julia Goerges gorgeous, (though there are some very flattering angles) she is still quite attractive and more often than not the looker in her match.
As the good doctor has been doing this list you would think that there would be more women from Denmark. Well, here is one, Danish swimmer, Jeanette Ottesen, whose Amazonian physique is a favorite of many, including the good doctor when he has his blonde Xena fantasies. Actually, I have…
Turkish women can be so alluring can’t they? One of them that the good doctor enjoys is volleyball player, Bahar Toksoy. I only wish there were more Turkish women who were great athletes! Somehow, I think I would like them very much!
There is a strange look that Tonje Angelsen has. No matter what she does, she looks like she is plotting her next move in a Bond villain sort of way. Fortunately for the good doctor, I like Bond villainesses.
The good doctor really likes the Costa Rican soccer cutie, Daniela Cruz, though half of the pictures I found of her make her look like she was a deer caught in headlights. Actually, I kind of liked that.
Adding Swedish women to this list is like shooting fish in a barrel. Here is another sexy Swede in handball player, Isabelle Gullden.
Fresh faced Norwegian soccer player, Tove Almqvist, might just rise in the good doctor’s eyes in the future. Admittedly, she is making parts of me rise right now!
Who is the Polish Princess of the tennis court? The good doctor would like to show you Agnieszka Radwanska, who will make you want to book that ticket to Warsaw immediately.
Yes, it is another Brazilian beach volleyball babe. Can you imagine being as attractive as Larissa Franca and having so many of her countrywomen or fellow beach volleyball competitors ahead of you on this list? What a country and what a sport!
Is it possible that in the future that we will see more Ukranian long jumpers as they will be looking to jump as far away from their country as possible? With that in mind, the good doctor presents Viktoriya Rybalko, a Ukranian who can make such a leap now. I…