Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Ah, the beaches of Spain. The good doctor gives you a reason to go there and it is Elsa Baquerizo McMillan, who is a natural beauty from Iberia.
You would think that by now, the good doctor would be tired of talking about the Dutch women. I’m not. Here is anther for those beaches (really) of the Netherlands with Sophie Van Getsel. Ah…the women of Holland. Another reason to go to Amsterdam don’t you think?
The good doctor learned a lot about the Swedish Bikini Team, but the Swedish Soccer Team is pretty sweet too. Here is some evidence; Malin Levenstad, who may not smile a lot, but perhaps the good doctor could find other uses for that mouth?
While Lindsey Jacobellis is best known for showboating and costing herself a gold medal in the 2006 Olympics, to the good doctor she is the women with that mountain of blonde curls that you just want to dive into. Hey it’s better to be known for that than for pulling…
While Olivia Schough is not the good doctor’s favorite Swedish soocer player, or even my favorite Olivia (that would be Olivia Munn) there is still a lot right with this Ms. Schough.
Sometimes the good doctor just loves alliteration, hence my affection for the sweet looking, sexy and spicy Sri Lankan sprinter (over hurdles) Christine Sonali Merrill. Yeah, I forced it, but this won’t be the last time.
The good doctor loves his trips to the Greek Islands, if you know what I mean! Perhaps I will see beach volleyball player, Maria Tsiartsiani when I am there. Hey, a guy can dream can’t he?
The good doctor has been to Thailand a few times, but in all of my exploits I don’t recall seeing a horse riding cutie named Sailub Lertratanchai! I would like to show you someone from Southeast Asia who fits that bill, and do you not want to see Thai women…
No more puns about Holland…for now. The good doctor loves the tall and slender frame of Dutch volleyball player, Robin de Krujif, whose athletic form and dark hair will make any man turn his head in approval.
A mystery for the good doctor is why hasn’t successful American sprinter, Allyson Felix received more attention than she has? It looks like she will need to get some extra care from yours truly!
The good doctor sometimes is confused with what I think about Paula Creamer. While she makes the most of everything she has, there is a soccer mom look to her, which I see not always in a good way, though sometimes I really do!
Cycling in New Zealand is quite picturesque, but you know what the good doctor would rather picture? New Zealand’s cycling star, Natasha Hansen. Can I assume you would rather picture that too?
Horse riding attracts so many beautiful women doesn’t it? The good doctor loves it when those women excel at the sport to become equestrian superstars. Especially when they look like the German princess, Kristina Sprehe.
I can’t help it. The good doctor wants to party with snowboarders and enjoy everything else about them after we are done at the bar. Another great example is Canadian, Leanne Pelosi, who seems perfect for both!
McKayla Maroney is best known for her “not impressed” face during the 2012 Olympics, however the good doctor prefers to creep on her Instagram page these days, where she has become quite the looker. Let’s just say that I am quite impressed!
While the good doctor knows that there is not a whole lot to women’s hockey beyond the United States and Canada, you can find other bright spots, or at least other nice things to look at. Here is one from Germany, Tanja Eisenschmid, who when she steps on to ice…
The good doctor admits to knowing very little about Hayley Jones, the British sprinter, but there is nobody on this list who looks naughtier than she does? I only hope to one day find out just how naughty she is!
The good doctor loves his cute Japanese girls! Here is curler, Mari Motohashi who is as cute as she is talented.
The good doctor has occasional bouts of jealousy. When I look at Belarusian hurdler, Alina Talay, I am jealous of the inanimate object known as the hurdle.
Elina Salomaki, the flaxen haired beauty from Finland has done well on the both the beaches and hard wood of volleyball. The good doctor is thinking that maybe catching a volleyball tournament in Northern Europe wouldn’t be a bad idea!