Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Strong and sexy and able to make you melt while seemingly looking like someone you might not look at if you passed her on the subway. The good doctor likes how the more you look at Chinese tennis player, Zheng Jie, all of her intense attractiveness comes through more with…
Didn’t the good doctor tell you before that he likes tall black women? Actually I really like most black women, and volleyball star, Destinee Hooker is quite the black goddess. Saying that, with that name how did she stay off the pole?
The Americans have a lot of sexy volleyball players (actually the entire sport does) and one that the good doctor has had eyes on for years is Logan Tom. Some moons ago your favorite medicine man dated a girl obsessed with her. Actually, that was irrelevant wasn’t it?
Jumping Jumping Jumping. Maybe that is a little repetitive by the good doctor, but when Czech Republic sweetheart does it, Denisa Rosolova, it is an exercise that I don’t mind repeating over and over again!
Belarus. If the women are hot are they “Bella Russians”? If that is the case, here is one comely “Bella Russian” in tennis player, Victoria Azarenka.
Had the good doctor gone with the sweetest looking women in athletics, American ski jumper, Sarah Hendrickson would be in the top ten. Seriously, how cute is she?
Australian Sprinter, Melissa Breen looks like one of those girls who should be doing soap commercials. She has one of those faces and overall looks. And yes, the good doctor likes that! You aren’t surprised are you?
The good doctor is running out of handball jokes. Let’s forget my horrible puns and enjoy the beauty of Norwegian handball player, Camilla Herrem.
Would you like to know who is the good doctor’s favorite female Bulgarian tennis player? It has to be Tsvetana Pironkova, and I will tell you that is not necessarily because of what she can do on the court.
When I began this task, the good doctor thought that would be more Canadians on the list, but while the quantity isn’t what I thought, I have no issues with the quality. Canadian snowboarder, Spencer O’Brien, has a “je ne sais quoi” quality about her that I just can’t figure…
The good doctor loves his heptathlon and has found another to be enamored with in Estonian, Grit Sadeiko. I do have to say, that I can’t stand that first name. True Grit? Kiss my grits? We’ll change it before we get married.
The good doctor is not used to seeing gymnasts look as good as Romanian, Catalina Ponor. Perhaps it because she is in her late 20’s, not exactly a typical age of gymnasts, but does it matter? She is gorgeous!
Jessica Ennis-Hill is glamorous, successful, and yes…British. That is a three for three in the good doctor’s notebook!
By now, the good doctor has determined that if you are a female with the last name of Silva, the chances are that you are quite the looker. Why do I say that? Here is an example with Juliana Silva, a beach volleyball player from Brazil.
It took awhile for the good doctor to figure out what it was about Yang Shu Chun that I liked, but I finally nailed it. The Taiwanese Taekwondo competitor has a young Michelle Yeoh vibe to her, and believe me, I want to show her my “Crouching Tiger”!
Carmelita Jeter is as fast as she is beautiful! That is saying a lot considering how sexy she is! As she is nearing the end of her career, it will be hard for the good doctor to have to take her off of the list.
Croatian high jumper, Blanka Vlasic is one of those women who has a face that naturally looks mean. This is not necessarily a bad thing, as it works for her, but she definitely looks like someone you don’t want to piss off. Although the good doctor does think about trying,…
While the good doctor finds that Race Walking is one of the silliest sports imaginable, I would be far more interested if the women competitors looked like Spanish competitor, Julia Takacs. Watching her waddle (er…race walk) is quite alluring.
Thaisa Menesez is really tall. Sometimes the good doctor loves that, sometimes I don’t, but when it is the exotic package of this volleyball princess I am all in. Really, I am all in!
Germans are populating this list, and it should with beautiful soccer players like Lena Petermann. The good doctor loves the Germans! No wonder David Hasselhoff loves it there!