Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
While the good doctor still thinks synchronized swimming is a silly sport, and the participants are made up of women who are so made up that they look like more mannequins. No matter, as you can find a lot of attractive ones like Alzbeta Dufkova from the Czech Republic.
The good doctor loves those freckles on Czech beach volleyball player, Kristyna Kolocova. I wonder if she has them on her entire body? Lord knows that as a beach volleyball player, we have seen much of it!
You already know how much the good doctor love Brazil. What I haven’t told you yet is how much of a melting pot it really is and how the “Brazilian look” is not just one. Sprinter, Ana Claudia Lemos is part of that, and aren’t you glad I showed you…
At this point, the good doctor knows that you know I am a little superficial, and I like big boobs and I cannot lie! Now we don’t see that often in women’s athletics so I cherish it when they are present. With Romania’s tennis player, Simona Halep she had a…
The good doctor is confused about Italian swimmer, Federica Pellegrini. Is she hot? Is she an early Kate Gosselin clone? Does she look a little like Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica? Either way, I’m all in on trying to find out.
Get ready. The good doctor is going to make his worst pun yet. “Ivana spank Ivana Spanovic”. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Although when I look at the Serbian long jumper, I don’t think she will let me do that to her, but I think she might be the type who…
Brazilian long jumper, Keila Costa has such an incredible form. Watching her long jump (especially in slow motion) makes the good doctor want her to jump into his heart!
She is cute isn’t she? The uber blonde Estonian Archer, Reena Parnat has a cute and innocent look but do you remember Katniss in the Hunger Games? She was quite the archer too! Honestly, I don’t know what point I was making there. I just know that she is cute!…
How much does the good doctor love his Slovakian shooters? Quite a bit if you need to know! Daniela Peskova fits the bill in regards to Slovakian shooting sexiness!
The good doctor loves this name. Guess what else I love? The look of Swedish soccer player, Kosovare Asllani, who has this natural look that is nothing short of spectacular!
Nope. The good doctor has it right. Olia Burtaev is from Australia, not Eastern Europe. This swimming damsel is part of the Australian Synchronized Swim Team, and is usually the cutie you can’t take your eye off of. I know that I cannot!
Big Wave Surfing. Is that the same as regular surfing? The good doctor is no expert on that, but I am on the lovely ladies and I have a big wave for the hot Brazilian big wave surfer, Maya Gabeira.
Belarus isn’t Russia, but that is ok. Aleksandra Gerasimenya from that nation is a beautiful swimmer and the good doctor enjoys all of her! I’m not wrong am I?
Swedish high jumpers? Actually, let’s be honest, the good doctor and many of you don’t really follow the high jump. I will give you a reason to pay attention with Swedish babe, Emma Green Tregaro.
How up are you on Argentinian rowing? The good doctor will bring you up to speed with the only three words you need to know. Maria Laura Abalo.
While the good doctor might be a little confused with this cornucopia of hotness, the fact remains that she has a kind of mall girl look and I don’t know how I feel. Am I right about this sweet and innocent looking Swedish soccer player, Amanda Ilestedt?
Chloe Dufour-Lapointe is a very attractive girl (though not as attractive as her sister, Justine), but the good doctor generally stares at her thighs. I can’t help it; have you seen the way pump up and down when she competes in the moguls?
The good doctor knows that Janet Wanja is more celebrity than volleyball player in her home country of Kenya, the fact is that she is still a volleyball player and qualifies here! She is fierce looking and I mean that in every good way!
Judo and Luxembourg go together like…well, I have no idea. The good doctor never once thought of putting them together! Since it is, how about judoka, Marie Muller for the end result? Not bad right?
Like so many of you, the good doctor loves his British accents, but I can’t help but find it so much sexier when it comes from someone as alluring as sprinter, Annabelle Lewis, who looks as good running on the track as she does off of it.