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Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Can the good doctor again say how much I love these heptathletes?  Austria gets in on the love with Ivona Dadic, a blonde who doesn’t seem smile that much but when men look at her they can’t help smile!
Living near a former Winter Olympic city, the good doctor can’t help but stare at the ski jumping facility and wonder what it would be like to try that.  Staring at Russian ski jumper, Irina Avvamukova, I believe I would to try that more.
The good doctor can tell you in a near empty page what he understands about the ancient Asian sport of Wushu.  Basically, I know nothing except for one thing.  Lindswell Kowk from Indonesia is hot and Lindswell makes me “swell” up.
The good doctor has a pierced soul, because the eyes of Sumeyye Manz are burning a hole right through it.  This exotic look of this German Taekwondo star is one I will never forget!
She’s sexy and she knows it.  The good doctor does not how to translate that into Bulgarian (or is just too lazy to use Google Translate) but that is the case for Bulgarian sprinter, Ivet Lalova, who actually was pretty good in her athletic prime.  She still competes, but is…
There is a sexy confidence that Elena Hight has that just elevates her look in the eyes of the good doctor.  You know how there are some girls you want to date and some you want to party with?  This is a girl I want to party with!
The very tall (six foot three) Manon Flier is the gigantic beauty of the Dutch Volleyball Team and the good doctor loves every inch of her.  Take a look!  Can you blame me?  I didn’t think so!
Tania Cagnotto made history by becoming the first female Italian diver to medal at the World Championship.  She also made history by being the first Italian female diver that I have paid attention too.  However, you have certainly seen that the good doctor is no stranger to noticing women athletes…
The good doctor loves those wacky snowboarders.  American, Jamie Anderson falls into that category and she has that perfect balance of cute and quirky and melts all the snow she competes on just by being there.  Damn I love the Winter X Games!
While the good doctor loves his Japanese Female Volleyball players, he loves Miwa Asao so much more.  She is exceptionally cute, and a star amongst the fans in Japan.  We approve to!
The good doctor loves this little country in the Middle East!  Why is that?  The main reason is because of Gretta Teslakian, a sprinter for Lebanon.  Actually, that might be about it.
The good doctor says that steeplechase does the body good!  Do you need an example?  Here is one from Australia named Genevieve Lacaze, a vixen who makes your heart beat as fast she can jump over it.  
There is something about the unique look at Kristi Leskinen that the good doctor can’t quite get enough of.  Maybe it is the Carly Simon vibe she has on the lower third of her face that I really love.  Either way, the good doctor has plans for that overbite!
The good doctor doesn’t pay a lot of attention to billiards anymore but when I used to frequent the pool halls, I don’t remember anyone there looking like Xiaotin Pan.  I would let her put the chalk on my cue anyday!
In the land of beer and sausage, the good doctor’s sausage is hoping to pay a visit to the German golf courses in hope of finding Sandra Gal, a lovely lady of their links.  Maybe I can help her find my sand trap?
The American’s women’s soccer team has a large amount of attractive players, but their neighbours to the north, has its fair share too.   Kayln Kyle, the blonde seductress of the pitch makes the good doctor’s list and I am ready to let her try her ball handling skills on me. …
Geographically speaking, the Netherlands is not that big.  Saying that, there are a lot of Dutch athletes on this list indicating that they use a lot of their space for swimming pools, ice rinks and other sporting facilities as here we are again, this time with the sultry swimmer, Femke…
The good doctor loves natural beauties.  Perhaps this is why German tennis player, Angelique Kerber is a personal favorite of mine and while she may not be a regular champion, she is somebody who I would let hold my racket!
The good doctor has shown you a lot of beautiful women from Brazil, and you expected that didn’t you?  Brazil may have the lion’s share of hot female South American athletes, but there are others, namely from their neighbors to the west, Argentina.  A great example is field hockey player,…
There are times when I look at Ali Krieger and I can’t tell whether you looks like a hot soccer player or a hot soccer mom, but that isn’t a problem.  Why you ask?  Because the hood doctor loves them both!